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"Women are like Voltron... the more you hook up, the better it gets!" - Tucker (Blue Team)
You have abundance of awesome ideas man! ... Love this one as well
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"Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand... I don't care I'm still free... You can't take the sky from me..."
- Firefly Series, Opening lines
Wonderful shot.
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"Sometimes I want to go into bakeries with a machine gun & kill everyone in there. Then step over their bodies and eat cupcakes."- Anonymous
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Everything happens for the betterment of us as human beings...
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heaven isn't some place that we go to when we die
It's that split second in life where you actually feel alive
- Eyedea & Abilities
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Now a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
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